[479 US]

Ok, I admit, I often pretend I'm a princess...Ummm, so to have this adam and eve'esque swing in my house would make all my childhood dreams come true. But get this, it's an actual plant, not just a cheap plastic mock-up [allowing the vines to growclimb on the ropes].

Summertime breeze, market drums, white dress, homemade cookies and cocktails... and said swing.

http://www.gnr8.biz/product_info.php?products_id=595

[149 US]

Every aspect of your life can be beautiful. Bottoms up door bell, imagine the sound, it would make even the most unwanted guests welcome.

Great.

Two crystal wine glasses hanging on either side of a miniature hammer, triggered by an electromagnetic doorbell.

Amazing.

http://www.gnr8.biz/product_info.php?products_id=595

[CHLOE & CHRISTIAN LACROIX]

[TETRIS]
Since when is fashion influenced by ones and zeros?

GRANDMA'S CHINA

designed by Ryker

My grandmother's china is already pretty fancy, and I mean, a vintage dining set would probably be the most amazing gift ever, but let's get serious, what are the chances of that happening?

Anyways, I think I'll just purchase these instead.

Each plate is vintage, no one being the same as any other, the edges of each plate are gold-plated and refired at 820C. Only a square cutout of the original plate remains.

Pure Austrian Design

http://pureaustriandesign.com/products/818/7766/furniture/Ryker

High loft-space ceilings, fluorescent lighting, visible wiring, coloured plexiglass, fuschia insulation, white cotton balls...pretty much a dream come true.

http://www.produktmanufaktur.at/

[I DON'T DO DAINTY!]

Dior Fine Jewlery [rings] Lanvin [necklace]

Candy Coloured Dreams

I don't like sweets, cupcakes, ice cream, really I wish I did, but I don't. The thought of those pretty delectables is so appealing but they make my throat feel funny...

So, here is my replacement -

[Giambattista Valli, Gucci, Michael Kors]